> HELIOS HAS FOUND YOU is a user on cronk.stenoweb.net. You can follow them or interact with them if you have an account anywhere in the fediverse.
> HELIOS HAS FOUND YOU @calvin

i wonder if the NSA wants field agents, not for anything practical, but to pretend they're FBI/CIA (and budget!) 🤔

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@calvin It's the perfect plan. No one expects the Feds and then BAM! It's the Other Feds!

"Oh you thought we were FBI agents? Your day is about to get a whole lot worse. [yanks off mask] We're NSA agents."

[dun dun dun]