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Creamed Corn Magician @calvin

Halp, Mastodon won't load on my computer? I'm running the latest Windows 2000... cronk.stenoweb.net/media/r6jXI

@LogalDeveloper latest Opera 12.02, that's still compatible with Windows 2000

@calvin Nevermind, that link doesn’t work because apparently more internet requires the lack of TLS support.

@LogalDeveloper but i've already got FAST ETHERNET with PARALLEL TASKING

@calvin Note, however, that "work" is rather subjective. (Firefox 45.9.0 ESR is not pretty on this hardware.)