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this toot is not a witty toot itself, but the promise of a witty toot sometime in the future

you can redeem this toot check at the toot bank

Here's a reminder that http://bootstrappable.org/projects.html is pointing to cool stuff people are doing.

If you're tired of glue code, do something fundamental and help oriansj and janneke build the GNU of the future from a tiny, human-auditable binary core and then Source All The Way Down.

did your car spontaneously change terminal size on the road and stuck? sounds like a job for a SIGWINCH

exxon-valdez has nothing on a netburst pipeline spill

all the pain of repairing things is made up for by the hour or so of extreme euphoria when it works

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"my sensibilities have been offended in a way that only a duel in halo 3 can resolve" — @calvin

Now now, there's no need for such language

@katex @bhtooefr might also be doable with APIs; though I'm unsure if you'd have to invoke from the Win32 level, POSIX/Linux level, or the NT native level

Fun fact: Windows doesn't actually use just the extension to determine executability, it uses a permission on ACL

wallow in post-N900 sadness thread?

@Elizafox still got burned by the awful tooling

maybe i'll give it another shot when I get around to writing a Win32 client that Doesn't Suck™

@meskarune hey, at least the trendiness makes it easier for people who actually do have problems with gluten