this toot is not a witty toot itself, but the promise of a witty toot sometime in the future
you can redeem this toot check at the toot bank
did your car spontaneously change terminal size on the road and stuck? sounds like a job for a SIGWINCH
exxon-valdez has nothing on a netburst pipeline spill
it's an 8-bit #forth microcomputer from the 80s. this is obvious fediverse bait.
all the pain of repairing things is made up for by the hour or so of extreme euphoria when it works
"my sensibilities have been offended in a way that only a duel in halo 3 can resolve" — @calvin
Now now, there's no need for such language
Fun fact: Windows doesn't actually use just the extension to determine executability, it uses a permission on ACL
wallow in post-N900 sadness thread?
crowdfunding to buy .exe TLD when