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CEO of Contoso @calvin

from IRC:

<@pushcx> Ruby is what happened when Perl got lonely and Smalltalk got drunk.

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@calvin
Boy the story of Elixir was funny. They've smoked weed and had a threesome with Erlang.

(I can credit @pushcx for original post now, since he got on fediverse)