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Sleepy Doug-E Jones @calvin

FSF Fundraising Proposal: A telethon where people will groom rms, including:

* trimming the beard

* a shower (your call on if you want to see this)

* judicious toe knife use to trim nails and remove edibles

Want rms to not look like a greasy hobolo? Donate now for GNU!

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@calvin isn;t there a risk if you trim his beard and make him look "over presentable" he loses his superpowers and could end up working as a marketing manager for Redmond? 😆