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since people are talking about it, here's PocketToot, a Mastodon API client (tested with 2.3.3, Pleroma untested but likely compatible) for Windows Mobile 5 in the Pocket PC form factor. (2003/Smartphone unsupported; see README)

github.com/NattyNarwhal/Pocket

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Interested in lobste.rs? I'm willing to give out invites if you reply with your blog, VCS repos, cool projects you've made, thoughts relevant to the site's scope, etc.

lobste.rs/

gonna print a business card on FILE_ID.DIZ

buy the Fuck out of Popular Youtuber Merch so you can sell it back to these 10 year olds when they’re 30 and feeling nostalgic

C has Schroedinger's long, where long is only 32 or 64-bit when you observe it

suddenly I feel like I should print and share this file

let us never speak of desktop customization in 2003 again

if advertisers knew where their ad impressions were really going (bots watching one second videos on loop again and again to rack up impressions), they would be even more angry

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/10/advertisers-allege-facebook-hid-the-fact-that-no-one-watches-video-ads/

From a roguelike (RPG) video game called ADOM:

ancardia.wikia.com/wiki/IBM_gu

"IBM guild manuals are Scrolls that, when read, permanently confuse the player. The confusion can normally only be removed through divine intervention, AKA Prayer,"

panic: kernel has anxiety
Cannot dump. Device too scared or unavailable.

seems like the best way to make money is run a consultancy

I think this VM is finally working again

i'm gonna keep an eye on the console though

it should be illegal for library authors to write libraries in C++ without exposing a purely extern "C" API

FFI users will thank you

all scifi names need random ' inserted in them