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you haven't seen trailer park boys until you've seen it in the original chiac

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since people are talking about it, here's PocketToot, a Mastodon API client (tested with 2.3.3, Pleroma untested but likely compatible) for Windows Mobile 5 in the Pocket PC form factor. (2003/Smartphone unsupported; see README)

github.com/NattyNarwhal/Pocket

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ok people who use XMPP; XMPP server has been fixed (and it kept me up a while trying to help fix it)

go bug calvin@snacki.ca - prosody on an ARM powered server! (the server will prob go down briefly a few times as it acquires more XEP)

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Interested in lobste.rs? I'm willing to give out invites if you reply with your blog, VCS repos, cool projects you've made, thoughts relevant to the site's scope, etc.

lobste.rs/

at least peertube actually federates ^_^

tired: the semantic web, full of RDF

wired: the Symantec web, full of Norton Antivirus

@ignitionigel everyone? Really?

Just because someone is an "idiot" when it comes to IT, infosec, Foss, <insert thing here>, doesn't mean they're a tally idiots.

A Dr couple be rubbish with computers. An engineer could be useless at managing their money. An architect may not be able to drive. None of these things make these incredibly clever people "idiots". Do they?

sometimes too much of a good thing is a bad thing

today that bad thing is "file descriptors"

Do you ever hear one of your favorite songs with good headphones on and realize just how much of the song you weren't hearing???

according to nmon, this system has 108% swap space :thaenking:

noooo, I opened my mouth and a fly got in it

@calvin @saper @kensanata @ckeen

Shameless plug: I explored historical hypertext designs and how they compare with today's web in an old blog post: wilfred.me.uk/blog/2016/06/14/

new *south* wales? what's so bad about north wales?

๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿš— ๐Ÿ == ๐ŸŒ

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cromulent ๐Ÿ‘ is ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘ real ๐Ÿ‘ word

when I heard that you should ignore the second sentence of a writing prompt because that's the "pitch" so people can get randoms to write their story, and that as such you should just write with the initial sentence's vague premise only; I couldn't stop unhearing it

you can't say fuck on irc, but you can say it on fedi

my homedirs on these remote machines are filled with very tiny and stubby test harnesses for APIs in C