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Spectacular Optical @calvin@cronk.stenoweb.net

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ok people who use XMPP; XMPP server has been fixed (and it kept me up a while trying to help fix it)

go bug calvin@snacki.ca - prosody on an ARM powered server! (the server will prob go down briefly a few times as it acquires more XEP)

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You want power, you want speed, the 700 series has what you need


PA-RISC has set the pace, Hewlett-Packard now leads the race


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Interested in lobste.rs? I'm willing to give out invites if you reply with your blog, VCS repos, cool projects you've made, thoughts relevant to the site's scope, etc.


My first impression is that Smile may be the best track off of Sonder, because that riff is a monster. But it's all a very nice sound, and damn, that disc is pretty

"tim hortons: toujours frais" mon fucking arse

I just discovered a CSS 2.1 feature I never knew existed, despite writing CSS for over 10 years. Why did nobody tell about CSS Counters?!


holy shit sidekiq, thanks for blasting a bot's output ALL AT ONCE

I actually wrote an SQL join right on the first try

in the grimdark future of 20XX, social networking servers will require more RAM than a SharePoint farm

We're on 2.3.3 now

A little concerned by this though:

===> NOTICE:

The mastodon port currently does not have a maintainer. As a result, it is
more likely to have unresolved issues, not be up-to-date, or even be removed in
the future. To volunteer to maintain this port, please create an issue at:


More information about port maintainership is available at:


instance likely going down for maintenance as I finally bother to run upkeep on it

irc.oshaberi.ne.jp if you wanna watch me complain as I do!

confirmed: fediverse goes out to parties on Friday nights

/me slaps your ActivityPub inbox with a large trout

It’s amazing that Angelfire and Tripod are still around

There were a lot of those early on that let you build a site free but put a boatload of ads on your page. I fondly remember testing invisibility code to try and hide the banner ads. These and MySpace helped me learn web design

Oh, and FrontPage Express

I should write GUI history nitpicking

surely you all wanted to hear what the zoom vs. maximize distinction was?

Lazyweb: need to do with mail and node.js; the system runs an MTA locally, or I can access it via SMTP. is there a preferred library y'all use? best to ask than to come out of npm with a lodestone in hand

Secure Scuttlebutt uses nodejs' rendering of json as its canonicalization format???!!!? 😱 news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1

read only friday coinciding with the weed number day is probably making a lot of sysadmins happy